FORKED FELINES
THE FORK FAILED. THEY BOOKED A TABLE.
THE FORK FAILED. THEY BOOKED A TABLE.
An official KNOT HEADS partner collection, serving upstairs from the basement that started it all. The sign has been hanging outside since before the building existed. There is always one more table than the floor plan permits.
MEMBERS' RATE
CHECKING IF MINTING IS OPEN
HOLDER ELIGIBILITY IS SNAPSHOT-BASED.
The signed quote shows the available rate before payment.
The ledger is temporarily unverified. No number is better than a made-up number.
SELECTED FELINES
One post. One missing cat. Years of consequences.
I don't have a dog, but I would totally try one and eat it if it tastes decent.
Had a cat once. Planned to eat it, but something else got to it first.
Currently have a pair of male & female bunny. Plan to eat some of the babies, but... we're failing to get them to breed. 😕
Knot Heads was the beginning, not the exit. Forked Felines is its official partner collection and holder benefit, serving upstairs in the world that started downstairs.
COMPLETE
Knot Heads sold out and reached the top of the Ord.net marketplace.
NEXT
Broader access, including Universe, without changing the collection.
CHECKING
The official partner collection upstairs, with special first-table access for Knot Heads holders* (eligibility: ownership at block height 963,238).
IN THE WORKS
A playable experience made for the Knot Heads world.
PLANNED
Shirts, hats, and other field equipment for the army.
PLANNED
The Knot Heads Army party.
Community direction, products, and gatherings. No price promises. No floor targets.
YOUR KNOT HEAD LEFT THE DOOR OPEN. The recipient address decides everything: if it owned KNOT HEADS at Bitcoin block height 963,238, each eligible head that has never brought a feline upstairs holds one free-mint credit. KNOT HEADS holders* are shown a 0-sat collection price and public guests 8,888 sats in the signed quote; Bitcoin network, inscription delivery, and service costs are calculated and shown separately. Pay from any wallet.
One KNOT HEAD, one free-mint credit, once. Uniqueness is enforced by the database, not the browser. Checkout shows one exact total before your wallet opens. Eligible paid-mint participants who still held their Feline at the remediation snapshot choose, once per eligible Feline, five free-mint credits or an original mint-price refund to the original payment address.
Every feline is drawn whole, hashed against the frozen release manifest, and inscribed whole. INSCRIBED WHOLE. SERVED COLD.
You give a receiving address. The server verifies its KNOT HEADS against the fixed ownership snapshot at Bitcoin block height 963,238. It signs your quote, shows one total, and holds one of the 3,333 felines when you order. You approve the exact payment in your wallet. Independent watchers verify it on Bitcoin, then the exact recorded artwork, hash-checked byte for byte, is inscribed and served to your address.
WINE LIST: MERLOT · MALBEC · MEMPOOL · CONDIMENTS: SALT · PEPPER · OP_RETURN
Every supper club has a corkboard nobody official will admit to. Ours is curated nightly by whoever holds the fork. Read the whole board.
The KNOT HEADS have been eating here for years. Nobody invited them; the stairs did. Management keeps the book by the door and disputes every entry individually.
Plainly: every entry below was written by the house. They are jokes about Bitcoin, not customer reviews, and no real person said any of them. The portraits are real, published KNOT HEADS inscriptions; the words underneath them are ours.
“Came to file a complaint about the spam. Stayed for the tasting menu. This changes nothing. The complaint stands.”
HOUSE-WRITTEN · NOT A CUSTOMER REVIEW
“The fish was underconfirmed. Sent it back. It returned six blocks later, perfect.”
HOUSE-WRITTEN · NOT A CUSTOMER REVIEW
GUEST CHECK · TABLE 0
“Food was excellent. The building still appears not to exist.”
KNOT HEAD #0100LOCAL GUIDEHOUSE-WRITTEN · NOT A CUSTOMER REVIEW
“Five stars. Would give six, but consensus rules are consensus rules.”
HOUSE-WRITTEN · NOT A CUSTOMER REVIEW
“Banned in March. The staff still bring my usual.”
HOUSE-WRITTEN · NOT A CUSTOMER REVIEW
GUEST CHECK · TABLE 42
“Asked where the bathroom was. They told me to verify, not trust.”
KNOT HEAD #0042VERIFIED GUESTHOUSE-WRITTEN · NOT A CUSTOMER REVIEW
“The waiter asked how I wanted my steak. I said rare. He brought the trait sheet.”
HOUSE-WRITTEN · NOT A CUSTOMER REVIEW
“Excellent food. A cat took my appetizer. Management calls this expected behavior.”
HOUSE-WRITTEN · NOT A CUSTOMER REVIEW
GUEST CHECK · TABLE 5
“Showed my knot at the door. The bill quietly got smaller. Nobody said anything. Perfect.”
KNOT HEAD #0055MEMBERS' RATEHOUSE-WRITTEN · NOT A CUSTOMER REVIEW
“The chef recommended the fork. I should have asked which one.”
HOUSE-WRITTEN · NOT A CUSTOMER REVIEW
KNOT HEADS opened the door. Forked Felines is the official next chapter upstairs, with read-only ownership verification that never alters the collection downstairs.
Something hums under the floorboards. It has hummed since before the menu. Nobody is allowed to unplug it, including the people who are allowed to unplug it.
The ledger is temporarily unverified. No number is better than a made-up number.
A collectible, not an investment.
no reservations. no exits. would dine again.
KNOT HEAD #0404 · table 404HOUSE-WRITTEN · NOT A CUSTOMER REVIEW