An unofficial after-hours supper club above the KNOT HEADS basement. Nobody remembers opening it. The sign has been hanging outside since before the building existed. There is always one more table than the floor plan permits.
2,100 one-of-a-kind felines. Standard base mint: 4,400 sats. Postage, service cost, and miner fees are quoted separately and never hidden in the headline price. Holder rates are verified against the recipient address by the server.
the sign was here first
MEMBERS, FELINES & NODE OPERATORS
THE DOOR
It was locked once, allegedly. Push, and something on the other side will beat you to it.
HOUSE PORTRAITS
FOUR OF THE 2,100
Every feline is drawn whole, hashed against the canonical manifest, and inscribed whole. INSCRIBED WHOLE. SERVED COLD. See the whole wall.
FELINE Nº 0001Siamese · Derp · CookbookFELINE Nº 0013Black · Pope Hat · ClutteredFELINE Nº 0070Black · Golden Chalice · KNOTS CapFELINE Nº 0105Cosmic Void · Sleepy · Cookbook
HOUSE RULE Nº 1
EVERY KNOT HEAD SEATS ONE FELINE
YOUR KNOT HEAD LEFT THE DOOR OPEN. The recipient address decides everything: if it currently owns KNOT HEADS, it earns the members' rate on the base price — and each owned head that has never brought a feline upstairs holds one companion invitation. Pay from any wallet. We only count heads at the door.
One KNOT HEAD, one invitation, once — uniqueness is enforced by the database, not the browser. The rate touches the base mint price only. Postage, service, and miner fees are never discounted.
Every supper club has a corkboard nobody official will admit to. Ours is curated nightly by whoever holds the fork. Read the whole board.
tonight's card
ONE PAYMENT. ONE FELINE. TOO MANY FORKS.
You give a receiving address. The server verifies its KNOT HEADS at a stated block height, signs an itemized bill, and holds one of the 2,100 felines when you order. You send exactly one payment. Independent watchers verify it on Bitcoin, then the exact canonical artwork — hash-checked byte for byte — is inscribed and served to your address.
One staircase connects the floors, and it only carries information upward: read-only ownership verification. This club cannot write a single byte into the basement.
Something hums under the floorboards. It has hummed since before the menu. Nobody is allowed to unplug it, including the people who are allowed to unplug it.
LAST CALL IS A POLICY, NOT A RULE
THE MEMPOOL CALLED. YOUR TABLE IS READY.
2,100 FELINES TOTALBASE MINT 4,400 SATSMEMBERS' RATES TO 33%EVERY FEE ITEMIZED
