IS THE CLUB OPEN?
This board repeats the exact readiness signals the service itself obeys. Everything here fails closed: a red line means the club refuses to guess, not that your funds or felines are at risk.
FRONT OF HOUSERead services are degraded. Existing state is safe.
THE KITCHENMinting is closed. No wallet action will be requested while this is red.
THE CLOCKBlock 962,450 · configured mempool backend · observed 3:53:39 PM
NETWORKThe readiness board itself could not be read. Nothing is guessed in its absence.
Pending payments never consume final supply. Every intermediate order state is recoverable or explicitly actionable. A crashed worker cannot strand funds silently.