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THE NODE IS STILL RUNNING DOWNSTAIRS.

FORKED FELINES

THE FORK FAILED. THEY BOOKED A TABLE.

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The KNOT HEADS companion series that escaped upstairsup to 3,333 one-of-a-kind felinesKnot Heads holder* credit: one free mint (0-sat collection price) per eligible head · *eligibility: ownership at block height 963,238 · public collection price: 8,888 sats · network, delivery, and service costs shown separatelyOne total before wallet approvalA collectible, not an investment.

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THE PORTRAIT WALL

3,333 FORKED FELINES

Each one is generated deterministically from the frozen house seed, drawn whole as a single SVG, and inscribed whole on Bitcoin. INSCRIBED WHOLE. SERVED COLD.

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125 OF 3,333 REVEALED

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AccessoryNone52Raspberry Pi Node18Bitcoins17Cookbook13Fishbone13Dice & Coldcard12

ExpressionSmug30Sleepy29Innocent17Grumpy15Surprised12Judgmental11Derp7Deceased2Enlightened2

FurTabby Orange31White25Black24Tuxedo17Grey Tabby12Siamese8Golden5Calico2Cosmic Void1

GlassWater Glass33Wine Glass23Mason Jar20Beer Bottle17Highball14Coffee Mug12Champagne Flute6

HatNone105BIP 110 Cap16KNOTS Cap3Pope Hat1

PlateDefined Rim39Scalloped34Speckled Stoneware33Cobalt Band19

SettingClassic Right59Classic Left45Cluttered21

SidesMash, Gravy & Roll30Peas, Mash & Carrots22Corn, Carrots & Peas20Roll, Peas & Butter14Carrots & Greens10Cherry Tomato & Greens10Full Plate10Gravy Lake & Roll6Feast Mode3

TableRed Gingham27Wood Table27Blue Gingham23Green Gingham16Light Wood15Whitewashed Pine11Bitcoin Orange6

TailTucked Under52Flicking27Wrapped Twice27Draped Off Table14Chasing Itself5

125 hanging.

Forked Feline Nº 0001: Fur Tabby Orange, Hat None, Tail Tucked Under, Glass Mason Jar, Plate Cobalt Band, Sides Peas, Mash & Carrots, Table Blue Gingham, Setting Classic Right, Accessory Bitcoins, Expression Sleepy — FELINE Nº 0001Uncommon

Forked Feline Nº 0002: Fur Black, Hat None, Tail Flicking, Glass Mason Jar, Plate Defined Rim, Sides Mash, Gravy & Roll, Table Wood Table, Setting Cluttered, Accessory Cookbook, Expression Sleepy — FELINE Nº 0002Uncommon

Forked Feline Nº 0003: Fur Tuxedo, Hat None, Tail Tucked Under, Glass Highball, Plate Cobalt Band, Sides Peas, Mash & Carrots, Table Bitcoin Orange, Setting Cluttered, Accessory Bitcoins, Expression Deceased — FELINE Nº 0003Epic

Forked Feline Nº 0004: Fur Black, Hat None, Tail Draped Off Table, Glass Coffee Mug, Plate Defined Rim, Sides Mash, Gravy & Roll, Table Green Gingham, Setting Cluttered, Accessory None, Expression Judgmental — FELINE Nº 0004Rare

Forked Feline Nº 0005: Fur White, Hat None, Tail Tucked Under, Glass Beer Bottle, Plate Defined Rim, Sides Mash, Gravy & Roll, Table Blue Gingham, Setting Cluttered, Accessory None, Expression Judgmental — FELINE Nº 0005Rare

Forked Feline Nº 0006: Fur Tabby Orange, Hat None, Tail Flicking, Glass Water Glass, Plate Defined Rim, Sides Peas, Mash & Carrots, Table Red Gingham, Setting Classic Left, Accessory Cookbook, Expression Sleepy — FELINE Nº 0006Uncommon

Forked Feline Nº 0007: Fur Tuxedo, Hat KNOTS Cap, Tail Tucked Under, Glass Beer Bottle, Plate Defined Rim, Sides Corn, Carrots & Peas, Table Blue Gingham, Setting Classic Left, Accessory Dice & Coldcard, Expression Smug — FELINE Nº 0007Rare

Forked Feline Nº 0008: Fur Golden, Hat None, Tail Draped Off Table, Glass Beer Bottle, Plate Cobalt Band, Sides Mash, Gravy & Roll, Table Bitcoin Orange, Setting Classic Left, Accessory Raspberry Pi Node, Expression Sleepy — FELINE Nº 0008Epic

Forked Feline Nº 0009: Fur Black, Hat None, Tail Draped Off Table, Glass Water Glass, Plate Cobalt Band, Sides Gravy Lake & Roll, Table Green Gingham, Setting Classic Right, Accessory Fishbone, Expression Innocent — FELINE Nº 0009Rare

Forked Feline Nº 0010: Fur Calico, Hat BIP 110 Cap, Tail Flicking, Glass Wine Glass, Plate Cobalt Band, Sides Corn, Carrots & Peas, Table Wood Table, Setting Classic Left, Accessory None, Expression Sleepy — FELINE Nº 0010Rare

Forked Feline Nº 0011: Fur Tuxedo, Hat None, Tail Flicking, Glass Mason Jar, Plate Defined Rim, Sides Roll, Peas & Butter, Table Blue Gingham, Setting Classic Right, Accessory None, Expression Innocent — FELINE Nº 0011Uncommon

Forked Feline Nº 0012: Fur Grey Tabby, Hat None, Tail Wrapped Twice, Glass Water Glass, Plate Speckled Stoneware, Sides Mash, Gravy & Roll, Table Wood Table, Setting Classic Right, Accessory Cookbook, Expression Smug — FELINE Nº 0012Uncommon

Forked Feline Nº 0013: Fur White, Hat None, Tail Wrapped Twice, Glass Water Glass, Plate Cobalt Band, Sides Mash, Gravy & Roll, Table Red Gingham, Setting Classic Right, Accessory Bitcoins, Expression Innocent — FELINE Nº 0013Uncommon

Forked Feline Nº 0014: Fur Grey Tabby, Hat KNOTS Cap, Tail Wrapped Twice, Glass Highball, Plate Scalloped, Sides Full Plate, Table Wood Table, Setting Classic Left, Accessory Raspberry Pi Node, Expression Innocent — FELINE Nº 0014Rare

Forked Feline Nº 0015: Fur Black, Hat None, Tail Wrapped Twice, Glass Wine Glass, Plate Speckled Stoneware, Sides Roll, Peas & Butter, Table Green Gingham, Setting Classic Right, Accessory None, Expression Innocent — FELINE Nº 0015Uncommon

Forked Feline Nº 0016: Fur Calico, Hat None, Tail Tucked Under, Glass Champagne Flute, Plate Defined Rim, Sides Mash, Gravy & Roll, Table Green Gingham, Setting Classic Right, Accessory Fishbone, Expression Derp — FELINE Nº 0016Epic

Forked Feline Nº 0017: Fur Tuxedo, Hat BIP 110 Cap, Tail Tucked Under, Glass Beer Bottle, Plate Defined Rim, Sides Cherry Tomato & Greens, Table Blue Gingham, Setting Classic Right, Accessory None, Expression Grumpy — FELINE Nº 0017Rare

Forked Feline Nº 0018: Fur Tuxedo, Hat None, Tail Draped Off Table, Glass Mason Jar, Plate Scalloped, Sides Mash, Gravy & Roll, Table Blue Gingham, Setting Classic Left, Accessory None, Expression Smug — FELINE Nº 0018Uncommon

Forked Feline Nº 0019: Fur Black, Hat BIP 110 Cap, Tail Tucked Under, Glass Mason Jar, Plate Speckled Stoneware, Sides Peas, Mash & Carrots, Table Red Gingham, Setting Classic Left, Accessory Dice & Coldcard, Expression Innocent — FELINE Nº 0019Uncommon

Forked Feline Nº 0020: Fur Siamese, Hat None, Tail Tucked Under, Glass Champagne Flute, Plate Cobalt Band, Sides Mash, Gravy & Roll, Table Wood Table, Setting Classic Right, Accessory None, Expression Sleepy — FELINE Nº 0020Epic

Forked Feline Nº 0021: Fur Grey Tabby, Hat None, Tail Flicking, Glass Water Glass, Plate Speckled Stoneware, Sides Cherry Tomato & Greens, Table Wood Table, Setting Classic Left, Accessory Bitcoins, Expression Surprised — FELINE Nº 0021Rare

Forked Feline Nº 0022: Fur Black, Hat BIP 110 Cap, Tail Wrapped Twice, Glass Water Glass, Plate Defined Rim, Sides Full Plate, Table Bitcoin Orange, Setting Classic Right, Accessory Cookbook, Expression Judgmental — FELINE Nº 0022Rare

Forked Feline Nº 0023: Fur White, Hat None, Tail Wrapped Twice, Glass Wine Glass, Plate Speckled Stoneware, Sides Roll, Peas & Butter, Table Green Gingham, Setting Classic Right, Accessory None, Expression Surprised — FELINE Nº 0023Uncommon

Forked Feline Nº 0024: Fur Black, Hat None, Tail Tucked Under, Glass Water Glass, Plate Cobalt Band, Sides Roll, Peas & Butter, Table Blue Gingham, Setting Classic Right, Accessory None, Expression Sleepy — FELINE Nº 0024Uncommon

Forked Feline Nº 0025: Fur Tabby Orange, Hat None, Tail Wrapped Twice, Glass Water Glass, Plate Defined Rim, Sides Cherry Tomato & Greens, Table Green Gingham, Setting Cluttered, Accessory None, Expression Sleepy — FELINE Nº 0025Rare

Forked Feline Nº 0026: Fur White, Hat None, Tail Wrapped Twice, Glass Water Glass, Plate Speckled Stoneware, Sides Peas, Mash & Carrots, Table Bitcoin Orange, Setting Classic Left, Accessory Dice & Coldcard, Expression Surprised — FELINE Nº 0026Rare

Forked Feline Nº 0027: Fur White, Hat BIP 110 Cap, Tail Draped Off Table, Glass Mason Jar, Plate Defined Rim, Sides Corn, Carrots & Peas, Table Wood Table, Setting Classic Right, Accessory None, Expression Smug — FELINE Nº 0027Uncommon

Forked Feline Nº 0028: Fur Tabby Orange, Hat None, Tail Tucked Under, Glass Coffee Mug, Plate Defined Rim, Sides Corn, Carrots & Peas, Table Red Gingham, Setting Cluttered, Accessory Bitcoins, Expression Judgmental — FELINE Nº 0028Rare

Forked Feline Nº 0029: Fur Tabby Orange, Hat None, Tail Flicking, Glass Mason Jar, Plate Scalloped, Sides Roll, Peas & Butter, Table Red Gingham, Setting Cluttered, Accessory Raspberry Pi Node, Expression Smug — FELINE Nº 0029Uncommon

Forked Feline Nº 0030: Fur Black, Hat None, Tail Tucked Under, Glass Mason Jar, Plate Speckled Stoneware, Sides Corn, Carrots & Peas, Table Light Wood, Setting Classic Left, Accessory Fishbone, Expression Smug — FELINE Nº 0030Uncommon

Forked Feline Nº 0031: Fur Siamese, Hat None, Tail Tucked Under, Glass Highball, Plate Speckled Stoneware, Sides Mash, Gravy & Roll, Table Green Gingham, Setting Cluttered, Accessory None, Expression Deceased — FELINE Nº 0031Epic

Forked Feline Nº 0032: Fur Tabby Orange, Hat BIP 110 Cap, Tail Draped Off Table, Glass Water Glass, Plate Scalloped, Sides Corn, Carrots & Peas, Table Light Wood, Setting Classic Right, Accessory Raspberry Pi Node, Expression Surprised — FELINE Nº 0032Uncommon

Forked Feline Nº 0033: Fur Golden, Hat None, Tail Wrapped Twice, Glass Water Glass, Plate Defined Rim, Sides Full Plate, Table Wood Table, Setting Classic Left, Accessory Raspberry Pi Node, Expression Judgmental — FELINE Nº 0033Epic

Forked Feline Nº 0034: Fur Golden, Hat None, Tail Flicking, Glass Mason Jar, Plate Speckled Stoneware, Sides Mash, Gravy & Roll, Table Whitewashed Pine, Setting Classic Right, Accessory None, Expression Smug — FELINE Nº 0034Epic

Forked Feline Nº 0035: Fur Tabby Orange, Hat None, Tail Tucked Under, Glass Mason Jar, Plate Speckled Stoneware, Sides Peas, Mash & Carrots, Table Green Gingham, Setting Classic Right, Accessory None, Expression Judgmental — FELINE Nº 0035Rare

Forked Feline Nº 0036: Fur Siamese, Hat None, Tail Tucked Under, Glass Coffee Mug, Plate Speckled Stoneware, Sides Feast Mode, Table Blue Gingham, Setting Classic Right, Accessory None, Expression Grumpy — FELINE Nº 0036Epic

Forked Feline Nº 0037: Fur Tuxedo, Hat None, Tail Wrapped Twice, Glass Wine Glass, Plate Defined Rim, Sides Carrots & Greens, Table Wood Table, Setting Classic Right, Accessory None, Expression Smug — FELINE Nº 0037Rare

Forked Feline Nº 0038: Fur Black, Hat None, Tail Flicking, Glass Water Glass, Plate Speckled Stoneware, Sides Full Plate, Table Red Gingham, Setting Classic Left, Accessory Bitcoins, Expression Innocent — FELINE Nº 0038Uncommon

Forked Feline Nº 0039: Fur Grey Tabby, Hat None, Tail Flicking, Glass Wine Glass, Plate Defined Rim, Sides Gravy Lake & Roll, Table Blue Gingham, Setting Classic Left, Accessory Fishbone, Expression Innocent — FELINE Nº 0039Rare

Forked Feline Nº 0040: Fur White, Hat None, Tail Chasing Itself, Glass Wine Glass, Plate Speckled Stoneware, Sides Corn, Carrots & Peas, Table Blue Gingham, Setting Classic Left, Accessory Cookbook, Expression Judgmental — FELINE Nº 0040Rare

Forked Feline Nº 0041: Fur Tabby Orange, Hat KNOTS Cap, Tail Flicking, Glass Mason Jar, Plate Defined Rim, Sides Mash, Gravy & Roll, Table Red Gingham, Setting Classic Right, Accessory Bitcoins, Expression Derp — FELINE Nº 0041Rare

Forked Feline Nº 0042: Fur White, Hat None, Tail Tucked Under, Glass Water Glass, Plate Defined Rim, Sides Corn, Carrots & Peas, Table Red Gingham, Setting Cluttered, Accessory Cookbook, Expression Smug — FELINE Nº 0042Uncommon

Forked Feline Nº 0043: Fur Golden, Hat None, Tail Wrapped Twice, Glass Champagne Flute, Plate Defined Rim, Sides Mash, Gravy & Roll, Table Blue Gingham, Setting Classic Left, Accessory Raspberry Pi Node, Expression Grumpy — FELINE Nº 0043Epic

Forked Feline Nº 0044: Fur Tuxedo, Hat None, Tail Chasing Itself, Glass Coffee Mug, Plate Scalloped, Sides Mash, Gravy & Roll, Table Wood Table, Setting Classic Left, Accessory None, Expression Surprised — FELINE Nº 0044Rare

Forked Feline Nº 0045: Fur White, Hat None, Tail Tucked Under, Glass Water Glass, Plate Cobalt Band, Sides Carrots & Greens, Table Light Wood, Setting Classic Left, Accessory Dice & Coldcard, Expression Innocent — FELINE Nº 0045Rare

Forked Feline Nº 0046: Fur Black, Hat None, Tail Wrapped Twice, Glass Water Glass, Plate Scalloped, Sides Full Plate, Table Blue Gingham, Setting Classic Left, Accessory None, Expression Smug — FELINE Nº 0046Uncommon

Forked Feline Nº 0047: Fur Tuxedo, Hat None, Tail Tucked Under, Glass Highball, Plate Defined Rim, Sides Roll, Peas & Butter, Table Red Gingham, Setting Classic Left, Accessory Fishbone, Expression Sleepy — FELINE Nº 0047Uncommon

Forked Feline Nº 0048: Fur Tabby Orange, Hat None, Tail Draped Off Table, Glass Beer Bottle, Plate Speckled Stoneware, Sides Gravy Lake & Roll, Table Whitewashed Pine, Setting Classic Right, Accessory Dice & Coldcard, Expression Surprised — FELINE Nº 0048Rare

Forked Feline Nº 0049: Fur Tabby Orange, Hat BIP 110 Cap, Tail Wrapped Twice, Glass Mason Jar, Plate Cobalt Band, Sides Carrots & Greens, Table Red Gingham, Setting Classic Right, Accessory Raspberry Pi Node, Expression Sleepy — FELINE Nº 0049Rare

Forked Feline Nº 0050: Fur Tabby Orange, Hat None, Tail Tucked Under, Glass Highball, Plate Cobalt Band, Sides Mash, Gravy & Roll, Table Whitewashed Pine, Setting Classic Left, Accessory None, Expression Smug — FELINE Nº 0050Uncommon

Forked Feline Nº 0051: Fur Tuxedo, Hat None, Tail Tucked Under, Glass Wine Glass, Plate Speckled Stoneware, Sides Feast Mode, Table Red Gingham, Setting Classic Right, Accessory Fishbone, Expression Innocent — FELINE Nº 0051Epic

Forked Feline Nº 0052: Fur Tabby Orange, Hat None, Tail Chasing Itself, Glass Wine Glass, Plate Cobalt Band, Sides Cherry Tomato & Greens, Table Green Gingham, Setting Classic Left, Accessory None, Expression Smug — FELINE Nº 0052Rare

Forked Feline Nº 0053: Fur Tabby Orange, Hat None, Tail Tucked Under, Glass Wine Glass, Plate Speckled Stoneware, Sides Cherry Tomato & Greens, Table Light Wood, Setting Classic Right, Accessory None, Expression Smug — FELINE Nº 0053Rare

Forked Feline Nº 0055: Fur Black, Hat None, Tail Draped Off Table, Glass Wine Glass, Plate Speckled Stoneware, Sides Carrots & Greens, Table Light Wood, Setting Cluttered, Accessory Bitcoins, Expression Innocent — FELINE Nº 0055Rare

Forked Feline Nº 0056: Fur Grey Tabby, Hat None, Tail Tucked Under, Glass Champagne Flute, Plate Speckled Stoneware, Sides Peas, Mash & Carrots, Table Light Wood, Setting Classic Right, Accessory None, Expression Sleepy — FELINE Nº 0056Epic

Forked Feline Nº 0057: Fur Tuxedo, Hat Pope Hat, Tail Flicking, Glass Beer Bottle, Plate Defined Rim, Sides Peas, Mash & Carrots, Table Wood Table, Setting Classic Right, Accessory None, Expression Smug — FELINE Nº 0057Epic

Forked Feline Nº 0058: Fur Tuxedo, Hat None, Tail Tucked Under, Glass Coffee Mug, Plate Cobalt Band, Sides Mash, Gravy & Roll, Table Red Gingham, Setting Classic Left, Accessory None, Expression Smug — FELINE Nº 0058Uncommon

Forked Feline Nº 0059: Fur White, Hat BIP 110 Cap, Tail Flicking, Glass Water Glass, Plate Scalloped, Sides Roll, Peas & Butter, Table Red Gingham, Setting Cluttered, Accessory Bitcoins, Expression Sleepy — FELINE Nº 0059Uncommon

Forked Feline Nº 0060: Fur Grey Tabby, Hat None, Tail Tucked Under, Glass Beer Bottle, Plate Defined Rim, Sides Gravy Lake & Roll, Table Wood Table, Setting Classic Right, Accessory None, Expression Innocent — FELINE Nº 0060Rare

Forked Feline Nº 0061: Fur Tabby Orange, Hat None, Tail Tucked Under, Glass Wine Glass, Plate Defined Rim, Sides Mash, Gravy & Roll, Table Blue Gingham, Setting Cluttered, Accessory Cookbook, Expression Judgmental — FELINE Nº 0061Rare

60 of 125 frames hung.

HOW A FRAME EARNS ITS PLACE

Every inventory record binds the edition, frozen seed, SVG hash, metadata hash, studio commit, manifest hash, renderer version, traits, and frozen rarity. Before inscription the worker re-reads and re-hashes the exact bytes. If a single byte disagrees, nothing ships.

Unreleased artwork stays behind the velvet rope until its inscription confirms. The wall grows one frame at a time, and no unreleased artwork is ever exposed early. Your own confirmed felines hang in your booth.

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